Memo
From: Wicked Stepmother
To: Self
Re: Getting Rid of You Know Who
Don't forget to make that apple shiny a glowing red. SW always did like bright colours. Red can be the death of her then! She'll never think to question it, stupid girl.
(Maybe Snow White would've questioned it had she seen this memo!).
Memo
From: The Three Bears
To: Any competent locksmith
Re: House Security
Please, please, please, make our house as secure as possible. We don't want any more golden headed girls breaking in scoffing our food and vandalising our furniture. If a certain person does it again, we may need to consider eating her - some people do just have to learn the hard way - and frankly we prefer porridge.
(Maybe Goldilocks would have thought twice about going anywhere near this particular cottage had she seen this).
More memos to come in future posts...