FURTHER FAIRY KINGDOM SURVIVAL TIPS

If you have a past, particularly a magical one of any kind, keep it quiet. 
If you’re especially beautiful (and this doesn’t just apply to the girls), be modest with it otherwise
you’ll invite more trouble than it’s worth and you will be suspected of getting such good looks
thanks to resorting to a dodgy spell book and even dodgier ingredients rather than having this naturally. 
You’ll be amazed at how much resentment that creates.



Be prepared for all weathers and for magically induced storms of the worst kind. 
Don’t think that sudden heavy snowfall that hit Gandalf and the Fellowship appeared out of nowhere. 
Always have portable food and hot drinks on you and plenty of them. 
Always have a reliable map (not the magical ones that are known to shift their boundaries depending on who’s reading them). 
Oh and being able to fight well with some sort of magical instrument is a good idea too.



Live your life in such a way you don’t go out of your way to offend. 
That in itself increases your chances of survival significantly. 
Being useful to those in government is also a good way to survive. 
Make sure you take magical self defence classes too.



Don’t cross Eileen. 
Her sense of justice is to turn people into toads, let them keep their minds so they know what’s happened to them,
and then dump them in the middle of a heron colony.  Nice! 
And she is far more liberal than her ancestors ever were.