EILEEN'S DEFINITIONS
Eileen has a unique view on life given she’s one of the few to have two lives, each lived on differing worlds. There are many aspects of human life and magical life she loves and loathes. There are things about human life she still does not understand (and is aware she can hardly ask as it would alert Derek to there being something very wrong and Jennifer, still cross with her mother, is not going to co-operate). So Eileen comes up with unique definitions for things we take for granted.
• Newspaper = Muckraker. Though Eileen is not unique in thinking this.
•Media = Nosey parkers with a licence to snoop. Also impertinent idiots who, not having a life of their own, think it okay to disrupt other people’s.
•Broadcasting = Saying something as loudly as possible to as many people as possible without thought for the consequences.
• Newspaper = Muckraker. Though Eileen is not unique in thinking this.
•Media = Nosey parkers with a licence to snoop. Also impertinent idiots who, not having a life of their own, think it okay to disrupt other people’s.
•Broadcasting = Saying something as loudly as possible to as many people as possible without thought for the consequences.
