FURTHER FAIRY KINGDOM SURVIVAL TIPS

Never forget your fire proof clothing before going out to tackle dragons. 
Get them before they get you!  (Access to a fire extinguisher is always a good idea).


Make sure you know what the rules are so you don’t unwittingly break them and fall foul of some curse dating back centuries,
which will inevitably involve the imaginative removal of your entrails.  (In the magical realm, you never get given a caution or a fine).


Be wary of strangers coming into your village as they’re either a secret king, a powerful witch or wizard in disguise
or a lad who has the hounds of hell after him and you really don’t want to get in the way!


When someone claims to have invented a new spell, make sure they test it themselves, ideally on themselves. 
Never volunteer and always ignore those who claim that volunteering for this is your civic duty.  Let them do it!


When the government announces every able bodied magical being is to practice their skills regularly
and in front of them for “assessment”, be sure there’s a war in the offing.  When FNN are becoming more wary in what
they report, be sure there’s a war in the offing.  (Possibly a royal scandal but war is more likely).