The tabloid press, as we know it, does not exist in the Fairy Kingdom (another reason you can tell I write fantasy!).
However, Roherum makes up for this with some of the programmes he makes for the Fairy News Network. Naturally he presents these programmes as well.
It is a mystery to his rival and enemy, the FNN weatherman, how Roherum ever raises the money to get these programmes made. It is an even greater mystery how these programmes attract huge viewing figures.
On that the weatherman's opinion matches that of the Queen who loathes the This Week's Royal Revelations Show. It is FNN's biggest rated programme and only the interference of the Council stopped the Queen banning it. That was because L'Evallier pointed out such a ban would make the Queen unpopular and she would be better off retaining her dignity ignoring the show. It was advice she reluctantly accepted mainly because she couldn't think of a counter-argument.
Eileen tunes into the "wretched show" just in case there is gossip she did miss hearing whilst out on missions for the Queen. Her Majesty's reaction to this is unprintable though it did give Eileen some new swear words to add to her already good vocabulary here.
However, Roherum makes up for this with some of the programmes he makes for the Fairy News Network. Naturally he presents these programmes as well.
It is a mystery to his rival and enemy, the FNN weatherman, how Roherum ever raises the money to get these programmes made. It is an even greater mystery how these programmes attract huge viewing figures.
On that the weatherman's opinion matches that of the Queen who loathes the This Week's Royal Revelations Show. It is FNN's biggest rated programme and only the interference of the Council stopped the Queen banning it. That was because L'Evallier pointed out such a ban would make the Queen unpopular and she would be better off retaining her dignity ignoring the show. It was advice she reluctantly accepted mainly because she couldn't think of a counter-argument.
Eileen tunes into the "wretched show" just in case there is gossip she did miss hearing whilst out on missions for the Queen. Her Majesty's reaction to this is unprintable though it did give Eileen some new swear words to add to her already good vocabulary here.
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