From the Big Bad Wolf
Had good walk in the woods. Met nice kid on her way to Granny with a picnic basket. Have arranged to meet kid for lunch later.
From Cinderella
Glass slippers, I ask you! Oh they were murder on the feet. What my fairy godmother was playing at here with this, I'll never know. I deliberately left one behind on the steps of the Palace. Couldn't wait to get rid of the things. Just hope he finds it. Now off to clean out the grate...
From the Ugly Duckling
Whoever said beauty is in the eye of the beholder needs shooting (I'd happily pour orange sauce over them I tell you!). I've been picked on morning, noon and night because I look different to everyone else. Have got to get right out here, right out of town.