I don't think about it all. Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt them. I suspect they're just jealous of my phenomenal success.
Certainly they're at a loss as to explaining your phenomenal success... can you explain it?
I work hard. I began as a reporter on my local newspaper and worked my way up. When the fairyvision was set up, I applied to join it and said that I had the perfect face for it. To my annoyance I was told at the interview I had the perfect face for radio but I kept applying for jobs on the fairyvision system and eventually I got in. I wore them down. Persistence pays. And ratings for the Fairy News Network have never been this high before.
It is said people tune in to see what mishap you come up with this time...
My wish is to serve journalism and broadcasting. If part of that means being the Kingdom's unofficial clown so be it.
Is the interaction between you and the weatherman something you put on for the benefit of the public or do the two of you really hate each other?
It's probably best that I don't comment on that one. It's a bit demeaning.