Fairytale classified adverts could look something like this:-
WANTED: Apprentice to do the cleaning for a very busy wizard. No short cuts using magic will be tolerated (not after last time).
WANTED: A sure fire magical lock on a house in the woods that is guaranteed to prevent greedy golden haired girls from gobbling our food and destroying our furniture. Ideally it will curse anyone trying to break in so they get turned into something horrible. It comes to something that knowing bears live in the house did not prevent the brat from doing this. We want to make sure it cannot happen again.
WANTED: A new set of glasses for a witch keen to increase her ability to see suitable children...er... sorry sources of meat for her oven. It will also stop her being pushed into the oven by a sly kid because the witch will be able to see clearly into the oven without having to get too close to it. Sadly the witch's late sister did not have a decent set of spectacles.
WANTED: Something that can stop a woodcutter from attacking a big bad wolf who is only trying to go out about its business in peace (and would like to digest its meal in peace too).
WANTED: Apprentice to do the cleaning for a very busy wizard. No short cuts using magic will be tolerated (not after last time).
WANTED: A sure fire magical lock on a house in the woods that is guaranteed to prevent greedy golden haired girls from gobbling our food and destroying our furniture. Ideally it will curse anyone trying to break in so they get turned into something horrible. It comes to something that knowing bears live in the house did not prevent the brat from doing this. We want to make sure it cannot happen again.
WANTED: A new set of glasses for a witch keen to increase her ability to see suitable children...er... sorry sources of meat for her oven. It will also stop her being pushed into the oven by a sly kid because the witch will be able to see clearly into the oven without having to get too close to it. Sadly the witch's late sister did not have a decent set of spectacles.
WANTED: Something that can stop a woodcutter from attacking a big bad wolf who is only trying to go out about its business in peace (and would like to digest its meal in peace too).
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