Reaction of girl chained to rock rescued by St. George in the nick of time.
Good Magical Food Magazine - Flambe Special
The dragon, so recently killed by St. George, leaves his collection of recipes for posterity. When we say collection, we are ... well he left two okay. Hot and Extra Hot Virgin. We don't think he was referring to olive oil either.
Fairy Kingdom Guardian - Little Red Riding Hood Saved from Flow
Possibly one of their better misprints...
Farming Times - Tom Tom, the Piper's Son Arrested for Theft of Pig
Fairy squad ignore Tom Tom's claim he was only following his traditional script. They claim he was going to hand the pig over to the Big Bad Wolf to ensure he wasn't eaten. Pig squealed.
Traffic Today - Wooden Bridge Stand-off as Awkward Goats argue with hardworking Troll
Troll says goats trying to get away without paying. Goats say troll just wants to eat them. Troll counter claims it's a hard day for monsters such as himself if they can't eat an innocent victim every so often. Claims it is discrimination and says St. George's actions against the dragon leave him cold. Goats unimpressed. No news of when bridge likely to be clear again.
Hope you enjoy! (With nods to two of my favourite shows, I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue and their newspaper round and News at Bedtime, again from Radio 4, which shows life in the magical/nursery rhyme world exactly as it is!).