It took Eileen a long time to get really used to life on Earth. She read many books on human culture, history and so on and these things were useful but the following are the tips she herself has picked up over the years since her defection to marry Derek.
The Wizard of Oz
Don't make the mistake I did and assume this is a documentary about magical practice in Australia. It isn't! (Though I could've taken out both of the bad witches with my hands tied behind my back. I personally think Dorothy a bit of a wimp though the dog's nice).
The Sound of Music
Not overly keen on this, a bit sickly for my tastes, but am intrigued by one of the songs. Is the Lonely Goatherd that way due to a personal hygiene problem? It's the reason a lot of folks end up being lonely. I suggest this to people and all they do is laugh. Jennifer tells me to stop being funny. I was unaware I had started being funny...
Dove
I always thought this was just a lovely bird of peace but was delighted to find it's the name of some wonderful gentle cleansing products. Highly recommend.
The Wizard of Oz
Don't make the mistake I did and assume this is a documentary about magical practice in Australia. It isn't! (Though I could've taken out both of the bad witches with my hands tied behind my back. I personally think Dorothy a bit of a wimp though the dog's nice).
The Sound of Music
Not overly keen on this, a bit sickly for my tastes, but am intrigued by one of the songs. Is the Lonely Goatherd that way due to a personal hygiene problem? It's the reason a lot of folks end up being lonely. I suggest this to people and all they do is laugh. Jennifer tells me to stop being funny. I was unaware I had started being funny...
Dove
I always thought this was just a lovely bird of peace but was delighted to find it's the name of some wonderful gentle cleansing products. Highly recommend.