Jenny - I Guess That’s Why They Call It The Blues by Sir Elton John. A song for Jenny in the throes of PND.
Wes and Stan - Live It Up by Mental as Anything. For Wes and Stan in their early days.
Jenny and Eileen (according to the Queen) - Spirits in the Material World by the Police. What the Queen would consider Jenny and Eileen are for living on earth.
The Queen (to Eileen and Jenny) - Get Back by The Beatles. The Queen’s “advice” to Eileen and Jenny.
Eileen - Love and Pride by King. Eileen is full of the former for Derek, Jenny and Edward and the latter as far as the Queen is concerned. It ‘d be a massive loss of pride for Eileen to return to the Kingdom permanently, aside from any other consideration.
The Queen - Red, Red Wine by UB40. Something the Queen is becoming very fond of.
The Queen (prior to overthrow!) - Don’t Bring Me Down by ELO. Something the Queen should’ve sung before her overthrow.
Hanastrew - Broken Wings by Mister Mister. What Hanastrew feels she’s got after rough missions with the squad.
Eileen and Hanastrew - Supertrouper by Abba. Not my favourite by them but it sums Eileen and her protégé Hanastrew up well.
Eileen and Hanastrew - Don’t Fear The Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult. I’ve always thought if Sir Terry Pratchett’s Discworld novels had an anthem, this would be it. Eileen doesn’t fear the reaper. Nor would the thought of doing so cross her mind. It would cross Hanastrew’s though before her devotion to duty made her get on with what inevitably unpleasant task she was facing.
The Queen, Eileen, Jenny and Hanastrew - Carry on Regardless by The Beautiful South. The Queen would claim she does, so would Eileen, Jenny and Hanastrew. What they would all like is a damned sight more gratitude from the beings they’re trying to serve. The likelihood of them getting that is slim.
Eileen to her victims - The Frog Chorus by Sir Paul McCartney. Used to brilliant effect in Shrek 3, a series of films I adore, it’s also apt for Eileen’s various victims over the centuries. Indeed she would have enough to make one of the biggest choruses going in any time and dimension.
Derek to Eileen and Paul to Jenny and vice versa - Light My Fire by the Doors. What Derek does to Eileen, Paul to Jenny and vice versa of course. Eileen and Jenny are all for sexual equality.