FURTHER FAIRY KINGDOM SURVIVAL TIPS
When someone claims to have invented a new spell, make sure they test it themselves, ideally on themselves.
Never volunteer and always ignore those who claim that volunteering for this is your civic duty. Let them do it!
When the government announces every able bodied magical being is to practice their skills regularly and in front of
them for “assessment”, be sure there’s a war in the offing. When FNN are becoming more wary in what they report, be sure
there’s a war in the offing. (Possibly a royal scandal but war is more likely).
Heroes and heroines come in all shapes and sizes so make it a general rule never to despise anyone
or to ill-treat them in any way. Fairy tales have a nasty habit of paying people back in spades and then some.
If you’re the youngest of three siblings, be prepared for greatness! You will inevitably be the hero.
If you’re a stepdaughter who views with concern her father’s remarriage (and with good reason), hang on in there,
your fairy godmother will be along any moment. And it makes great good sense for nobody in the magical world to ill-treat
either of these types given there is a great sense of retribution in the fantasy world. Don’t say you weren’t warned.
Beware of innocent looking creatures you happen to find “lying around”. They’re almost certainly not what they seem
and could be waiting for some innocent idiot to underestimate them so they can feed on the unsuspecting!
Never have your wand or other magical equipment out of reach.