Wanted: Someone to explain to three bears why they're not really meant to (a) live in a house and (b) eat porridge.
Wanted: Someone to tell a golden haired kid she does not have the automatic right to break and enter into someone else's home, vandalise their furniture and eat their food. It doesn't matter if the occupants are unusually hairy.
Wanted: A big book of birds with lots of pictures so The Ugly Duckling can figure out their real identity a lot sooner.
For Sale: A golden ball. Princess really does not fancy kissing the frog.