- Sleeping Beauty - Would like to read something along the lines of How to Avoid Cramp when Taking a Long Nap.
- The Seven Dwarves - Ought to read something like Mrs Beeton's Practical Household Management. That way they wouldn't have been so dependent on Snow White. A girl who takes shiny red apples from a total stranger when she knows her evil stepmother is trying to kill her ... well it doesn't bode well for longevity does it?
- Thumbelina - Should read something like Beauty for the Smaller Girl.
- The Ugly Duckling - Needs someone to read to them the script of something like The Good, The Bad and The Ugly and be cheered up by the thought one of those does not apply to them.
- Jack and the Beanstalk - Should've read the latest price guides for cattle. Then he would've known for sure he was being set up for something bound to put his life at risk when offered those magic beans.
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AuthorI'm Allison Symes and I write novels, short stories as well as some scripts and poems. I love setting my work in my magical world, the Fairy Kingdom, and my favourite character is Eileen, who believes hypocrisy is something that happens to other people without caring that statement is hypocritical in itself! Eileen is huge fun to write for and about. Archives
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