Everybody has a wish list (even if it is a short one). So from a magical character's viewpoint a wish list could look like this.
- I wish interfering fairy godmothers would not turn up at the last minute and ruin my brilliant spells. Ha! Putting Sleeping Beauty to sleep for 100 years - what kind of numbskull spell is that?! (Other than a very annoying one for me that is...)
- I wish broomsticks were more comfortable to fly (all fairytale witches would think that).
- I wish apprentices wouldn't suddenly think they can "do" magic. It always goes horribly wrong.
- I wish people like Aladdin would just do as they were flamingly well told and hand over the grubby lamp. I still don't know what possessed the lad to keep hold of thing. I hadn't given any hints as to how powerful it is so how did he guess?
- Gingerbread houses are not practical in a downpour so I would wish for a way round that.
- Having eaten Red Riding Hood and her granny, I wish to digest my meal in peace. I don't need some interfering woodsman with an axe getting involved.
- I with my goddaughter would learn to tell the time properly - Cinderella's fairy godmother.
- Just this once, I wish there wasn't a happy ever after ending - all fairytale witches think this. They want the happy ending to be their idea of said happy ending. Trust me, it won't match what anyone else would define as one.
- I wish I could persuade Rapunzel to keep her hair short. Having hair that long causes nothing but trouble and it is showing off.
- I wish the cow hadn't jumped over the moon - it's done nothing for her milk yields. Cow's owner.
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