Tom Cat says job musically accompanying the cow as it jumps over the moon is his biggest break to yet and wishes the critics would shut up. Besides it is not his cat gut being used on the fiddle so can't understand why people are complaining. As for the point his music is not very good, Tom Cat insists everyone has to start somewhere and it's not as if the cow, the dish and the spoon can play the fiddle.
The Great Fairy Kingdom Bake Off Magazine - Royal Jam Tarts Stolen
The Queen of Hearts insists only a knave would have taken her prized jam tarts. Will offer a reward for their undamaged return. Promises the realm the knave will face justice on the grounds if he steals jam tarts today, goodness knows what he'll steal tomorrow and it's a poor look out if one's baking isn't safe from theft.
Transformation Today - The Fairy Godmother's Story
We have an exclusive interview with Cinderella's fairy godmother who tells us in explicit detail just exactly what the well trained magical being can do with an outsized pumpkin. (Not for the squeamish).