Lazarus! From the magical world and given what Mother’s dropped me in, I’d like to interview Queen Gwendolyn and ask her why she was an idiot bringing humans into her world because she set the precedent her dodgy descendant is following now. The difference is Roxannadrell uses kidnapping instead. Had Gwendolyn any idea of what she might be unleashing?
What is the single thing you regret most?
Ever discovering Wes and Stan in my loft! Ever listening to that bloody pigeon telling me to look in my loft. When I first heard odd things talking to me, I should’ve suggested to Paul we move right away at once. And possibly gone and saw my doctor.
What would you say was your greatest strength?
The ability to face up to things without becoming hysterical, which is just as well given what Mother came out with! I have a strong sense of justice and fair play too. I know Mother would say she has that too but unlike her I go out of my way not to drop people in it. And before you ask me, Roherum, if I’m feeling a bit miffed with Mother still, well too right I am!
If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be?
I admit I do have a tendency to whinge (I’m usually stressed out when I do) so that could go. I’d really love to just be an ordinary human being. I can live without the magical world and I know damn well they can equally live just as well without me. I’d like more time as I always seem to be rushing around. I’d like to slow down a bit, without using magic.