To: Big Bad Wolf
Re Avoiding Run-ins with the local woodchopper
Notes The best way to avoid said run-ins is to avoid going for a walk in the woods when the woodchopper is about. Equally avoid trouble and don't eat anyone you shouldn't. Better still, find the woodchopper and eat HIM first.
(Now that last one would have changed the story!).
From: Hair Products Advertising
Re: Possible Marketing Opportunity
Notes: We understand you are a firm believer in having long and lustrous hair. So are we! We also understand you like your hair to have good texture and strength. So do we! But we would say don't allow your hair to be used like a rope ladder. It really isn't meant for that and even we accept there's a limit to what our products can do. Can't you set up a ladder for your visitors to come up and see you or, best still, move to a bungalow?
(Rapunzel's guardian would never allow the latter).