Okay, just for fun, how about crossing some fairytales and seeing what might happen?
- Cinderella versus the elves who helped the shoemaker. Can you imagine what those elves would make of someone careless enough to lose a beautifully crafted glass slipper? I think some harsh words would be exchanged!
- The Three Bears versus Snow White's wicked Stepmother. Now the bears won't be in a good mood, given a certain person nicked their food and wrecked their house, so what are they going to make of a crone who has never been seen in the area before offering suspiciously shiny food? My money's not on her making it out of there alive...
- The Three Little Pigs versus the witch behind the gingerbread house. Two of the pigs will certainly scoff the walls etc but the sensible one who realised a house should be made from a sturdy material like brick will probably have the sense to realise the gingerbread is being used for purposes that are not strictly honourable! I could see that pig trying to send the big bad wolf to the witch's house instead. Advantages = no kids in the oven and the pigs lose the wolf. (As a side issue, the witch also gets to eat well for some time).
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