Thanks for asking as I am misunderstood but I love children. (Roasted on Regulo 7 is best).
Big Bad Wolf
Always tuck in the ears when dressing up as Granny if you don't want to give yourself away. Run like hell at the first sight of anyone carrying an axe. Don't hang around, it never ends well.
Snow White's Stepmother
Don't bother trying to kill the goody two shoes. Marry her off to some prince from a kingdom that's far, far away and get rid of her that way. (And you're better off relying on a decent moisturiser and skin care regime than any talking mirror).
I'm not complaining, you must understand that, but glass slippers? Really? I was lucky not to cut my feet to shreds. I have had words with my fairy godmother about that. She claims it was meant to be a fur slipper but somehow her words got mis-translated. Hmm... sounds like an excuse to me.