Cartoon laws are an aside to the fairy laws that directly affect what I write but for fun, here goes:-
The Law of Size
The smallest creature is always the smartest. Tom is not cleverer than Jerry. And this is how it should be. As someone who is under 5' tall herself, I like this.
Acme
The company with the monopoly on supplies for all cartoon creatures. I suspect Wily E Coyote must have a special discount arrangement given the amount he spends with them, not that it does him any good. I can't think where he gets the money but Acme would go bust if they gave their stock away, especially to him.
Yosemite Sam
Really ought to invest (from Acme of course) in fire proof trousers and underwear given the number of times his rear end is set on fire. It might also be prudent for him to re-examine his personal insurance policies and see if he can get compensation somehow.
Bugs Bunny
By now it should be realized that it never pays to cross a smart talking rabbit. Those attempting it never succeed and usually come to various degrees of physical harm (or ritual humiliation at best).
The Law of Size
The smallest creature is always the smartest. Tom is not cleverer than Jerry. And this is how it should be. As someone who is under 5' tall herself, I like this.
Acme
The company with the monopoly on supplies for all cartoon creatures. I suspect Wily E Coyote must have a special discount arrangement given the amount he spends with them, not that it does him any good. I can't think where he gets the money but Acme would go bust if they gave their stock away, especially to him.
Yosemite Sam
Really ought to invest (from Acme of course) in fire proof trousers and underwear given the number of times his rear end is set on fire. It might also be prudent for him to re-examine his personal insurance policies and see if he can get compensation somehow.
Bugs Bunny
By now it should be realized that it never pays to cross a smart talking rabbit. Those attempting it never succeed and usually come to various degrees of physical harm (or ritual humiliation at best).
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