Wanted: Home for cute little mice, well away from any knife wielding farmer's wife. Send details of home to Three Blind Mice. Oh and no cats, please.
Wanted: Sheep. Have lost mine. Send details to Little Bo Beep.
For Sale: Red Boots. Worn once by witch owner. Only selling because farmhouse fell out of sky and killed her. Don't believe them to be unlucky but, hey, we are offering these at a discount and you pays your money....
Opportunity: Business opportunity in Jericho. Lots of skilled builders needed after sudden wall collapse. Plenty of work available.