- Goldilocks blames Three Bears for the break-in. They should never have left the place unlocked, she claims.
- Big Bad Wolf plans to turn veggie to avoid further hassle and to try to get a better press.
- Three Little Pigs all vow to study building materials in more depth.
- Fairy Godmother says Cinderella ungrateful. Glass slippers looked wonderful.
- Spinning Wheel Fiasco. Needlewomen claim discrimination.
How do your characters make the headlines in your world's media?