= All Eileen knows is that this isn’t for her. It gets in the way of plain speaking.
Celebrity
= As far as Eileen’s concerned, you can substitute the words “Waste of Space”. She does not count as celebrities those who achieve great things in the arts or sport - she sees them as achievers. She does count as celebrities those who are famous for being famous. She cannot see the point of this. The one thing that cheers her up on this is that most humans share the same view. For her this is a sign she’s blending in well.
Housework
= Hell. And what magic should be used for in Eileen’s view. While she accepts the need for cleanliness, why go to all the effort yourself when a wave of the wand takes care of the jobs? Her only proviso is to exercise caution with apprentices, brooms and buckets of water.
Codswallop
= What the Fairy Queen comes up with a lot of the time. Eileen likes this expression. Indeed she’s fond of any words she can really put some venom into!
Politics
= Needless bickering.
Political Journalism
= Needless bickering written down or broadcast. A means of spreading nonsense.
Wildlife
= Those creatures that are not human and in most cases have a great deal more intelligence. Eileen is not an animal lover per se but she would prevent them coming to harm and sympathizes with those that lose their habitat due to human activity.
Belligerence
What is shown towards Eileen by those who oppose her. She is right, of course, but she rarely considers whether the belligerence could possibly be justified.
Photography
An art form to be treasured as much as landscape painting, music, sculpture etc.
Paparazzi
= Scum who bring photography down into the gutter.